Walking around with just one wing! LOL

I came across this joke about Lebanese, and although i'm Lebanese myself but that only made me laugh harder LOLz. Read ahead:

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and reported that “some Lebanese up here in heaven are causing troubles; they're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabbana instead of their white robes, they're riding BMWs instead of chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices! They also refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear; they keep crouching down midway eating sunflower and watermelon seeds, and some are even walking around with just one wing!!

But the Lord replied, “Lebanese are Lebanese. Heaven is home to all my children.” If you want to know about the real troubles, check out with the devil.”

The next moment, the devil answered the phone, “Hello? darn, hold on a minute, BRB!” After some time, the devil returned, “OK back. What can I do for you?” And Gabriel then expressed his interest in knowing what kind of troubles people are causing in hell. But the devil interrupted, “Hold on, I need to check on something.” And after another few minutes the devil replied, “BACK. Now what were you wondering about?” So Gabriel explained again, “I was wondering what kind of problems you are having down there?”
But the devil once more cut in, “Man I don't believe this… Hold on a second please.”

This time the Devil was gone for a little while longer and when he returned, he shouted out, “I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now. Those darn Lebanese have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!!

Um....I giggled...and that was pretty much it...I guess it would help if I knew what the Lebanese stereotype was...>.>

stereotype*

Rwar....You kenw waht I maent...>.>

LOL not a stereotype, it's a nationality. A Lebanese is somebody from Lebanon like an american someone from america... >.o

Yes, but all of the things that you're talking about in the joke seem to be based off of stereotypes of the Lebanese people (which, by the way, I've heard little of).

haha nice one dave!


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