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PostSubject: Euro English   Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:09 am

An interesting commentary of some of the strange spelling constructs in American English. Many of these strange constructs have bedeviled spellers for many years.

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British and American government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement. Consequently, they have adopted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as European English (Euro for short).

In the first year, s will be used instead of the soft c. Sertainly sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard c will be replased with k. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome ph will be replased by f. This will make words like fotograf 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will encourage the removal of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent es in the languag is disgrasful.

By the fourth year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th by z and w by v.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesasary o kan be droped from vords containing ou, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinatins of leters.

... Und after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vonted in ze first plas.


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PostSubject: Re: Euro English   Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:23 am


OMG daniel very funny :D
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PostSubject: Re: Euro English   Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:44 am

Lol I knew first 3 or 4 years but 5th was new for me :D Nice one Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Euro English   Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:35 am

Are you SRIUS? Good heavens...and they call that 'English'...I think everyone should starts speaking Mandarin instead... Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Euro English   Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:56 am

Good thing I can speak English AND German...
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PostSubject: Re: Euro English   Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:54 pm

xD absolutely hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Euro English   Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:26 am

Also glad of speaking english and german...
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